warning: this post is not for the faint of heart.
Today I...
...actually said, "Ok, boys. Today I saw you all were trying to slap each others' bottoms and penises at recess. That is inappropriate play for school time."
...was rebutted by one of my male students: "You could have just said groin. You didn't have to say..."
...responded to said student: "That's true. However, I am comfortable with the anatomical names for body parts, so I went with penis."
Oh the joy of teaching fifth graders.
That is so hilarious. What I have to look forward to with boys!
ReplyDeletenever dull, that's for certain!
ReplyDeleteHILARIOUS!!!! You are so risque (sp?) Mrs. Rietz!!!
ReplyDeletehahaha awesome
ReplyDeletei love it! what a great teacher you are...in all areas
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